President-elect Trump's Brilliant Idea To Avoid Cyber Attacks When asked how important it is to protect against computer hacking and cyber security, the President-elect Trump offered such a brilliant response, one would actually stop and respond...my such a genius solution to cyberattacks. Why didn’t anyone think of this before? President-elect Donald Trump has a brilliant solution to our country's cybersecurity problems. You see, Donald Trump has this idea that turning back the clock to a simpler time, before the existence of computers, is the greatest defense. While in Florida and preparing to celebrate New Year's Eve, the president-elect advised that : If you have important intel that can be shared only between you and a particular party or parties, hand-write the information and have it delivered only via courier...the old fashioned way because, no computer is safe. The President-elect does not care what THEY say, he is convinced that no computer is safe. I have a boy who's ten years old, he can do anything with a computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier. That confidential information will not get intercepted. ..it will not get stolen...it will not get destroyed. Let's Make Carrier Pigeons Great Again? Perhaps next time there is a national emergency, Trump can summon his advisers via raven? At least ther will be hack-proof. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Men Plotted To Rob Brothers BBQ Accidentally Dialing 911 Smh. In Danville, Kentucky, two men plotted to rob the Brothers BBQ on South Fourth Street, but made the mistake of accidentally dialing 911 and letting them in on the plan. According to the report, the two men went into the restaurant, had some beer, and then went out and sat in their car in the restaurant’s parking to discuss whether or not to rob the place. During their conversation, one of the suspects unknowingly butt-dialled the emergency mode on his cell phone, which dialed 911 letting the dispatcher in on the plan. Of course it would make sense that the Danville Police Chief Tony Gray was actually in Brothers BBQ at the time all of this was happening and received a call from dispatch informing him that someone in the vicinity of the business was planning to rob the restaurant. According to Police Chief Gray, there was some conversation about when and where they should do it. They discussed other locations, since they might be recognized if they were to commit the robbery in their Danville hometown. The police chief and an officer who was dispatched to the restaurant discovered the wannabe bandits sitting in their car...one of whom was wearing a ski mask in case they decided to follow through on the robbery plan. Both were charged with public intoxication, possession of an open alcohol container in a vehicle, and disorderly conduct...and stupidity. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vietnam medics remove scissors after 18 years Specialist surgeons flew from Hanoi to assist at the operation in Thai Nguyen Province in the north of the country. The 54-year-old patient visited the hospital after being involved in a road accident last month. An ultrasound test seemed to show a sharp instrument lying to the left of his stomach. A second check in a hospital in his nearby home province of Bac Kan confirmed his discomfort. Doctors recovered a 15cm (6-inch) pair of surgical scissors nestling next to his.. colon, after a three-hour procedure, Tuoi Tre newspaper reports. Ma Van Nhat says they may have been left inside him during a 1998 operation at Bac Kan General Hospital following another road accident, Vietnam Express reports. Van Nhat felt nothing since that time except for some recent stomach pain, which were not responding to painkillers. According to reports, the rusty handles of the scissors had become stuck to some nearby organs. The Health Ministry is investigating Bac Kan General Hospital advised them has to report on who may have left the scissors in Mr Ma. The hospital's Director Trinh Thi Luong says that she will do what she can, but doctors have advised that patient records are rarely kept for more than 15 years. Mr Ma is expected to return home next week. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crocodile Snacked On Tourist's Leg During Selfie A French tourist was bitten by a crocodile after posing next to the enormous reptile in a misguided attempt to take a selfie, according to reports. The 41-year-old woman was exploring Thailand’s Khao Yai National Park with her husband when they saw the giant female reptile, reported The Mirror. The couple squatted down next to the crocodile, which then reportedly sank its teeth into the woman’s thigh as the picture was being taken. The woman was hurriedly taken away by rescuers, as the croc ambles away through the brush. Ironically, signs are posted throughout the park warning visitors to stay on paths and not detour through the thicket. The woman was transported to an area hospital, where she was treated for her injuries. Her condition remains unknown, and the croc remains at large. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit the websites below for complete stories: http://mashable.com/2016/12/31/trump-cybersecurity-courier/#D3OHL8sMvkqA http://kentuckysportsradio.com/main/danville-man-accidentally-dials-911-while-planning-robbery/ http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38490180 http://nypost.com/2017/01/01/tourist-bitten-by-crocodile-after-trying-to-take-a-selfie-with-it/
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